Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
