Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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