i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Dicks are not precious.
Damn victory sex feels great
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
