The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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