i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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