whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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