He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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