the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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