Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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