Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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