I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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