It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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