I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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