i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
