I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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