she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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