where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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