fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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