You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
zippers are such a cool invention
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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