is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He kissed a someone with a penis
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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