it wasn't lemon gatorade
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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