sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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