I'd wear matching sweaters with you
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
