They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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