I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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