If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
