exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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