I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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