Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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