stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
