:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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