You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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