You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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