Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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