How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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