you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
