Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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