i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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