I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do vagina's smell?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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