There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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