I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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