Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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