found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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