Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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