So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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