her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Sext me about skeletons
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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