sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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