i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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