Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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