bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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