remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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