I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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