do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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